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Save Us, 2018!
Not to put too much pressure on you, Baby New Year, but we need some help after that nasty old man who just shuffled out the door. Did I tell you about the time he rested his penis on my shoulder? Or the time he flooded Texas and Florida then burned California to the ground… Read more
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Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The Ass, 2017
Disasters, both natural and the man-made kind, dominated the year that is ending today, but there were other things too, good things that should be remembered and celebrated because it is important to recognize beauty and progress. It’s also more fun that bitching about this awful year. Great new music was released by Jay-Z, Randy… Read more
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Silver Bells
Jay Livingston and Ray Evans – both Jewish – wrote one of my favorite Christmas songs. They also wrote Mona Lisa and Que Sera Sera, among others, mostly for movies, and won three Oscars for original song. They were originally calling the song Tinkle Bells until Livingston’s wife Lynne told him that tinkle was a… Read more
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Both Sides Now
“Don’t find fault with the man that limps Or stumbles along the road Unless you wear the moccasins he wears Or stumbled beneath the same load” Mary T. Lathrap It is beneficial, especially in polarized times like these, to look at things from more than one perspective. One perspective that lies outside my experience is… Read more
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Mansplaining
The future is female No shit In case you haven’t been paying attention So is the past Let me ‘splain…I was accused of mansplaining for the first time the other day. I didn’t think that’s what I was doing but I know racists who don’t think they’re racist, so… When I was coming of age… Read more
