Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions for 2015 [Unredacted version]

10.    Say goodbye to people who use, abuse, ignore, waterboard, or otherwise break your heart. 09.    Say hello to my little friend. No, littler. And friendlier. 08.    Don’t post, tweet, or text in anger, lust, drunkenness, or any of the other deadly sins.                             a. gluttony Continue reading “Top Ten New Year’s Resolutions for 2015 [Unredacted version]”